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Disappointingly enough, Tony Stark wasn't in his office when Loki arrived. Though he supposed he shouldn't have been surprised, considering rumor had it that the man's work ethic fell somewhere on the scale between Paris Hilton's and the average bonobo (the sort in a zoo that didn't have to hunt for food and consequently just laid around and masturbated all day).

So he made himself comfortable, sitting in Tony's chair, feet up on Tony's desk as he read through Tony's new issue of Popular Mechanics since it was cute to see what the mortals were up to these days. After a moment, he also had Tony's coffee cup go make itself an espresso and return, so he could enjoy that as well.

Because, well, boredom. It was a terrible thing.